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LOL - Funny Jokes

Funny one liner jokes - short jokes

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
  • Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
  • No matter where you go, you're there.
  • To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
  • On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  • Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
  • How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
  • Time is the best teacher, but it kills all its students.
  • It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
  • If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
  • We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
  • War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
  • On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key!
  • If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
  • Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
  • Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
  • Fighting for peace is like f*cking for virginity.
  • If a leper gives you the finger, do you have to give it back?